Lahey Poetry

September 22, 2009 at 11:31 am (Quote of the Day) (, )

He grew up a little shitspark from the ole shitflame, then he turned into a shit bonfire, and then driven by the wings of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfire storm. If I get to be married to Barb I’ll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unlease a shitunami title wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he’ll drown in the undershit of that wave, shitwaves.

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No I Can’t

April 21, 2009 at 2:40 pm (Quote of the Day) (, , , , , )

So my coworker has an adult sister that has Down Syndrome but is considered very high functioning. Yesterday coworker (CW) was busy so she asked her sister to wait for the delivery guy and when he arrived to sign for the item. DS sister says to CW that she can’t, CW says, “yes you can, when he arrives and hands you the paper just sign your name.” DS sister says, “no I can’t,” CW says “yes you can,” DS sister finally says, “NO I CAN”T… I”M RETARDED!”*

And CW, just because she could, calls their cousin and tells her to call DS sister in five minutes and remind her to sign for the the delivery.

*In all seriousness, I’m sure at some point in time she has been instructed about signing things and was just following those instructions or she just didn’t feel like signing, it’s hard to say.

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Quote of the Day

January 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm (Quote of the Day) ()

Answer: Ed O’Neil who played the great philosopher Bill Jacks in the HBO series John from Cincinnati.

“We’re on the precipice of a cluster fuck.”

Points if you know where the quote is from.  As before, no cheating with your mad Google-Fu skills.

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Quote of the Day

January 11, 2009 at 9:17 am (Quote of the Day)

Answer: Ian McShane who played the the great Philosopher Al Swearengen in the HBO series Deadwood.

“Pain and damage don’t end the world, nor dispair, nor fuckin beatins. The world ends when your dead, until then you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.”

Points if you know where the quote is from.  No cheating with your mad Google-Fu skills.

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