TPB’s Word of the Day

March 31, 2009 at 11:26 am (Word of the Day) (, , , , )

Last week the news reported that tomorrow there’s suppose to be some flesh eating worm virus going around the internet. Oh, like I have time to deal with that…what a pain in my ass. I had to go and make sure all the computers were updated, come by the blog and slather some flesh eating protectant (FEP 45) on it and then send out a herd of pigeons to warn all my family and friends.  Totally sucking up my time from adding to my to-do list then promptly ignoring it, reading blogs, and watching the Trailer Park Boys.

That is all. Off to watch Ricky work on his grade 10 so he can change his “perspectant” on life.

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Word of the Day

February 3, 2009 at 10:58 am (Word of the Day) (, , , , )

Because I am intellectually barren at the moment I give you this.

Popinickels:

An innovative synonym for “disadvantages.”  Improve your chances for a potential job by using the word in an interview!  Impress your English Teacher!

Applicant: And how much paid vacation does your company offer?
Employer: We give 2 weeks paid.
Applicant: And what are the popinickels of this position?
Employer: Popinickels? Wtf? You’re hired!

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